2009 Ranting!

Well, it's been a while since I post something, so I might as well post some crap here la.

I just got back from KL to meet some KWC hengtais and it's really a pleasure meeting them. Manage to meet some of my gang members as well as some of the bugs that keep harassing me inside the game :p

So, what have I've been doing at KL? Well, there's only one word for it : WALKING!!! Wtf, it's really a pin in the ass to walk whole day in different partsof shopping centres in KL. Nothing much really, most of them offer the same stuff la. From clothing to books to toys to restaurants. One thing I learn frm KL is that food cost a bomb compared to Kuching. Knn, 1 day have to allocate at least RM50 just for food, assuming it's the cheapest food summore. RM50 can last me for a week in Kuching when eating outside. So people, if you wanna go jalan-jalan cari makan, make sure you are loaded or expect to eat lots of mamak food or hawker food.

Day 1 I manage to go to Kajang to have some Satays with some of the kwc members which are King Piggy, Persephone, Yappy, Akilah and Mortuary. Well, I was in shocked when I want to pay the bills. The cheapest satay cost a frigging RM1.20 per stick! WTF, in Kuching the most expensive satay is only RM0.50 - RM0.60 the most. Well, if that's not bad, we order without looking at the prices. We order rabbit satay (taste ok nia), beef satay (damn hard), chicken satay (this one ok la), deer satay (lame) and lamb satay (also lame). The only good thing nice about it are the sauce lor. Here, they mix it with Sambal which is kinda new for me la. What a dissapointment. If I have a chance to go again for sure I will say "NO", unless some people belanja la.

Day 2 was bored also lor. Everyday walk till my leg almost break. Manage to watch a movie at GSC titled Outlander. It was ok only la. Night time I mange to hang around with Yappy, King Piggy and Pookyma at an Indian restaurant. I ordered a Roti Kosong and Ice Lemon Tea. It was a pleasure meeting Pookyma in person as I've always wanted to meet this sohai. Hahaha, this guy hor, I only thought he's only vulgar in online. Mana tahu when he speak out of 10 words 8 of it is cursing. Hahahaha, really fun meeting you bro :p

Day 3 is our ex AKS gathering at Yappy's house. The players joining us that night are myself, Squidy (yes, Round 2 winner of KWC), Pookyma, King Piggy, Mortuary & gf, Fulamak, Isaac89 and Akilah. We really had fun at Yappy's house la as his hospitality is really top notch! Me and Pookyma even drink till we are drunk after Squidy left the party cos we are afraid of her raping us that night :p Hahaha, no offense Squidy! We had Tiger beers, Jack Daniels, some Red Wine and Baccardi. For the food we had some nice fried bee hoon cooked by Yappy's wife, BBQ chicken, lamb and beef. It was a fun night la as we talk trash and backstabs some KWC sohais. Again, I have to thank Yappy for sending me and some of us back to our place lor. If not I think I'll have to sleep with his dog as I'm too drunk to even walked properly.

Day 4 started off with me and King Piggy and Pookyma shopping around Pavillion. I think we manage to walk though Pavillion for almost 10 times. Damn bored. We went back to my hotel to take a rest before we meet up with the others at Carlos around 7pm. The one attending are Sang Kai, Wingz, Chan Ho Nam, Shinka, Yappy, Pookyma, King Piggy, Mortuary & gf and Persephone. It's an honour meeting you people! Wingz was damn hilarious as always, CHN and Sang Kai are both damn cool, Shinka is damn talkative as always and Persephone is just sitting there giggling all the while. One thing I have to bitch is that the food at Carlos sucks. Hahaha, sorry people, but it was not my taste lah. I prefer a more ambient environment like Dome. Well, hopefully we can meet up again other time lor. Good thing about this gathering is that I mange to dig out some game info from Wingz himself. Mwuahahaha.......

The last day at KL I went out with my bro and his friend bringing us to Petaling Jaya area. We visited One Utama, Atria and the new Tropicana shopping complex. Well, my comment : LAME!!!!!!!!!!! What a boring place to go! Hahaha, i still prefer Bukit bintang area shopping complexes.

Going back was like hell. The air pressure from the flight was damn annoying as it keep poking my ear drum to the extend that it will explode anytime. Damn sien and I was not feeling well that time also. Maybe dehydrated also. Sigh...

Anyway, now Im back in Kuching, feeling damn sick now. Flu, fever, sneeze, sore throat, headache, all super combo. Mch one! then have to come back to work sumore. Sigh....

Well, that's all for now. I'll post some of the pics that I took from the gathering here soon!

I Wanna Make A Comeback in KWC!!!

It's been more than 3 weeks since the new round started. I know I said this round I won't be playing seriously. But I cannot resist the urge to make a come back.

For all of you who don't really know me well, I'm 10% a good guy & 90% evil. Hahaha, so my evil side finaly overcome my good side lor. I already cannot tahan not whacking people in the KWC. Being assistant of KWc is kinda bored. Everyday answer players questions, help them kautim some problems, etc. Lame I tell you.

Also, few days ago some noob tries to whack me. they fail btw. Luckily I manage to train my stats a little in case such things happened. Then some players even say how the almighty 6pp have fallen. Make me damn geram la. I really hate it when I'm being nice and people still try to whack me. This really has awaken my evil instinct/urge to make a come back in this game.

I think I have enough resources to make it into Top 10 in maybe a week time. Not sure yet as my line is damn lag. Kanneh!!! Want to level up also sien. Now only Level 15 at the time of writting this. Total rank is Number 30 (From Rank 50) this morning. So, I bought some points and some donator package and I'm going to train slowly la and try to get myself into the Attack Ladder. For those of you who dunno yet, getting into the Attack Ladder is sweet. You get 50 points per hour. So that's 1,200 points per day. I don't think I will try to challenge the Tai Kor Tai post la. It's out of reach for me la and the current No. 1 player got lots of REAL CASH to spend. Sigh, what to do, already 3 weeks baru I start to start training.

So, I'll stop helping bailing people out from jail now. I'll concentrate on my stats and try to get myself into the Attack Ladder as soon as possible. Actually there's also a person in the ladder that pisses me off and that really motivates me to make the come back.

Maybe when I'm strong enough I might form my Akatsuki gang again. For those of you who dunno about Akatsuki, it is the best gang from last round la. Eventhough I'm the 1st who get sent to the Mortuary during Ruble Day, the winner and those people who survive at the end of the Rumble Day are all from Akatsuki gang. Well, not too sure if Akatsuki wil reemerge again this round. time will tell la.

KWC.net. The Forum for KWC game.

So, you've already addicted playing the KWC game, you play it non-stop, day and night, cancel appointment with gf/bf just to play this game, fake to be sick just to stay at home playing this game.....it's been part of your daily routine to play this game. So, what's new? Well, besides the new packages offered in the game, there's nothing new la. Everything is basically the same. Starring at the black screen with yellow wordings.

You masuk jail, you can use the Master Key to bail yourself out. You masuk hospital u can use the hospital permit to get yourself up. So, what do u do if there's a sohai which keeps raping u everytime when u come out from the hospital? What do you do when your line is super lag and you can't do anything? Boys & girls, let me introduce you to KWC.net at http://www.kuwakchai.net/. I've mentioned about this forum before in my 1st Blog so I'm repeating it again here la.

So, what's inside the forum? Haha, I personally prefer to call it the KWC community la where every players come here to share their thoughts and blow water la. There's all sorts of things inside here for you people to blow water la. But please don't spam it la, or else later the Forum god is going to ban kaw u. Lol, jk la, the Forum God is a nice guy la.

Before I go in depth on the forum, let me introduce you to some of the big shots in the forum:

Myself - The Game Moderator

I basically write some game guides in the forum la to help players understand the game better.

Oni - The Forum God

Oni is the creator of this forum la. He is also the one creating new feature for the community as well as moderating every post. It's a big tasks for him la but I'm sure he can handle it la as it is looking great at the moment.

Dunhil - The Moderator For Game Zone

This sohai hor, is currently the one with the most post in the forum. He will reply almost every post he can read la. From Lingerie to game guides strategies, apa apa he oso post. He also loves shooting people with his words la. His words very powderful one la, so don't ever step on his tail in the forum la :p

Persephone - Global Admin

Apa itu Global Admin? Wa also tarak tahu la. But basically she is in charge of the KWC 38 Centre la. But in the forum hor, she is like the Fashion expert lor for undergarments. Lol. She is the master of Lingerie. Lol. Need some advice on how to please your partner u can all go look for her la.

Bluedrake a.k.a. Shippoukitsune - The story teller

This talented guy is the story teller of the KWC. He is damn imaginative and creative in writting some fiction stories involving some KWC players. Hahaha, most of the stories are mostly comedy, action and love genre la. So, do go and read some of his writtings, damn good one i tell u. Even people who don't read love stories like me also enjoy his love stories.

LadyRed & Jacquelyn - The KWC Avatar Boutique Moderators

These 2 beauties are the masters in the Avatar thing in forum. what Avatar? Hahaha, I'll talk about it later. They love to pimp their Avatar with countless designs la. Hahaha, both are damn friendly and also very active in the forum.

Thats basically all the big shots in the forum la. Don't offend this big shots in the forum la, later they use their powder to harrass u kaw kaw. Hahaha, jk la, all very nice one la.

So, what's inside the forum?

Hahaha, LOTS OF THINGS LOR!!!!! From Game Guides to Lingerie to food to console games to KWC stories. Hahaha, you people have to go check it out yourself la. Sure you people will get hooked with the forum.

Also, there's a lot of non KWC players visiting the forum also as it provides lots of topic of discussion la. But most are mainly for Ahlian/Ah Beng wannabe la. Damn interesting one la. Also, if you write good post you will be rewarded too. What rewards? go and try it yourself la.

So, what can you get from this community? Well, for every post you post, you will earn somem Gold. Gold is the official currency that is use in the forum. With the Gold, you can use it to purchase Arcade Pass, Claps/Boos, Lottery Ticket and Gifts.

Arcade Pass will enable you to enjoy playing Arcade in the forum for 2 days. And hor, you can win some prizes for being the top player.

Clap/Boo is use to award or punish those people who write good or bad post in the forum la.

Lottery ticket ar? the name says it all la, you can earn some Gold from it la.

Gifts. there's a few gift boxes that you can buy and send to other players la. Christmas is approaching, so buy some and send it to your friend la.

Also, Gold is use to purchase Avatar items. Avatars are basically pictures you can use to represent yourself in the forum. So, you can buy lots of clothes, accessories and items to pimp your Avatar la.

When you post certain number of times, you will get a title near your name. At first you started as a Street Thug, then it will grow la as you post more post in the forum.

Well, there's still a lot of things about the forum that are hard to put in words la. You people should go and check it out to find out more la. It's like a big family inside the forum la to share your thoughts about the game or any other things from relationship problem dilemma to looking for nice food.

So, do go visit it to give it a try and say hello to me la! Hahaha, you nice to me I will be nice to you also la!

Till then....

My Role As A KWC Assistant

As you all know, there's a few game assistant in KWC and I'm one of them. A lot of people dunno what is our role as an assistant lor. Each KWC assistant has a different role in this game.

Today, I'll talk about my role in this round la.

As a KWC assistant, my role for this round are as follows:

1. Answer players questions regarding the game.

You people can PM me and ask me questions regarding the game lah like where to get certain item, what certain item can do, attacking procedure, why XP lost la, and other things la. Don't ever PM me asking me to help you whack people. Fyi, my stats is damn low as I'm a full time assistant this round.

Even if I have a Godlike stats I will not help you whack people also. So, please don't come and whackme also la. Eventhough I'm weak, I do know some big shots which can hospitalized you 24/7 for me :p

Also, I don't give freebies to you la. So don't come asking me to give you money, points or any items ok. You have to earned it yourself in the game.

Sometimes when my mood is good I like to bail people out of the jail also la.

2. Forum moderator

I'm also the forum moderator in www.kuwakchai.net la. So you people can also find me inside the forum if I'm not around. The forum provides invaluable source for every players la. Even you are damn pro or damn noob I'm sure you'll find something new in the forum la.

So, do visit the forum as often as you can lor. Btw, I also reward players if they write or contribute good posts in the forum. So, you put in some effort there you will be rewarded also la.

3. Create jahat stuff

Now I'm kinda helping out in the jahat stuff department. But not much la cos I don't have much good ideas lor. So to those smartass out there, you can also contribute some jahat stuff to me la. I will personally reward you for it :p

Yup, that's basically all my role as an assistant. So, you have any questions do feel free to PM me in the game. Again, my IGN name and ID is Sx Path of Pain [1833].

One last thing, a lot of people ask me what to I get for being an assistant? Well, I only get some Points only la. Not much la. I don't get any monetary salary also la. It's basically a voluntary work la.

Till then, have fun!

Kuwakchai!!!!!

The title says it all. This is our very own Malaysian's text based MMORPG game. So, what is this game about?

This sohai game is all about being the Top Ah Beng and Ah Lians lor. You can do all kinds of shits la. In real life you don't have the balls to become one now you do it in this game la. For your information, you can earn money from playing this game la. But you must win it la. The current round is called Chow Kit Road. Why Chow Kit Road? This one gua oso dunno wor. The game admin song mah, so they use it lor.

Anyway, if you play the game now, it is already Round 3 liaw. Round 1 2 oledi over liaw. This round jus started few days ago (2nd December 2008). So, getting into this new round now will be good la as everyone is still building up their stats and status from the start. Hmm, I talk as if you all know about this game. Hahaha, ok la, I'll explain a bit on the game concepts & attributes.

In this game, you have few important attributes la.

Strength determine how hard you can hit someone. The more your strength is, the more damge output you can deliver. Also, the types of weapon you use will determine the amount of damage you can produce.

Guard represent your toughness. The higher your guard, the more hits you can take from someone. In this game, it's like your balls la, the bigger your balls, the tougher u r la :p Also, equipping armor will add to your toughness.

Labour plays a few roles in this game. Labour will enable you to get a better job at Lu Punya Kerja. Also, abour plays an important role this round as it enable you to perform much better at Jahat Stuff. Actually all attributes constitutes to the success of a Jahat Stuff including Labour, IQ, Agility, Guard & Strength. But, Labour doesn't have any thing to do in a fight.

Agility represents your reflexes and swiftness. The higher your agility, the easier it is for you to hit people. A lot of people loves to train this stats as it makes it harder for people to scratch them. Also, Agility is consider the most important stats in this game as it enables you to use a more powerful weapon without breaking it. Fyi, most weapon will break during combat if your agility is not high enough.

IQ represent how smart you are. At the moment, there's only 2 use for IQ. 1 is to enable you to get a better job and promotion in Lu Punya Kerja. Another use of IQ is in the Jahat Stuff. Under Jahat Stuff, there's a section called IQ based crime. These crime need your IQ to work. Also, normally I based crime will give you more money compared to other crimes in Jahat Stuff. The only way to increase IQ is using the pills (which can only be obtained at higher level shops) and converting your points to IQ.

Phew... glad that's over.

Another interesting concept that attracts myself to this game is the Jahat Stuff. Jahat Stuff represent crimes that you can do in this Kuwakchai world. By completing the crime, you will earn money, experience (XP) and sometimes even Items. Earning XP enable you to level up lor. Also, if you fail the crime, you will masuk Pudu Jail!!! don't worry, you won't be there forever la, only for a short while. Do go and read it la, most of the Jahat Stuff descriptions are damn funny.

There's also lots of other funny and interesting concepts of the game la like Merempit which can net you some cool stuff, doing Biao Mei trafficing (import & export prostitutes), bashing players :p, joining some Kuwakchai Gangs, visits various cities around Malaysia and many more. You have to explore the game yourself to get the feel of it la.

So, for all of you who are interested to give this game a try, do click this link:

http://kuwakchai.com/?REF=1833


There's also a forum dedicated to this game. You can check it out at:

You can look for me in the game also la. My IGN name is Six Path of Pain [1833]. Oh yeah, I'm the game assistant. don't play play, later I use my powder to ban u kaw kaw!!! Lol. Just kidding.

Have fun.