Kuwakchai!!!!!

The title says it all. This is our very own Malaysian's text based MMORPG game. So, what is this game about?

This sohai game is all about being the Top Ah Beng and Ah Lians lor. You can do all kinds of shits la. In real life you don't have the balls to become one now you do it in this game la. For your information, you can earn money from playing this game la. But you must win it la. The current round is called Chow Kit Road. Why Chow Kit Road? This one gua oso dunno wor. The game admin song mah, so they use it lor.

Anyway, if you play the game now, it is already Round 3 liaw. Round 1 2 oledi over liaw. This round jus started few days ago (2nd December 2008). So, getting into this new round now will be good la as everyone is still building up their stats and status from the start. Hmm, I talk as if you all know about this game. Hahaha, ok la, I'll explain a bit on the game concepts & attributes.

In this game, you have few important attributes la.

Strength determine how hard you can hit someone. The more your strength is, the more damge output you can deliver. Also, the types of weapon you use will determine the amount of damage you can produce.

Guard represent your toughness. The higher your guard, the more hits you can take from someone. In this game, it's like your balls la, the bigger your balls, the tougher u r la :p Also, equipping armor will add to your toughness.

Labour plays a few roles in this game. Labour will enable you to get a better job at Lu Punya Kerja. Also, abour plays an important role this round as it enable you to perform much better at Jahat Stuff. Actually all attributes constitutes to the success of a Jahat Stuff including Labour, IQ, Agility, Guard & Strength. But, Labour doesn't have any thing to do in a fight.

Agility represents your reflexes and swiftness. The higher your agility, the easier it is for you to hit people. A lot of people loves to train this stats as it makes it harder for people to scratch them. Also, Agility is consider the most important stats in this game as it enables you to use a more powerful weapon without breaking it. Fyi, most weapon will break during combat if your agility is not high enough.

IQ represent how smart you are. At the moment, there's only 2 use for IQ. 1 is to enable you to get a better job and promotion in Lu Punya Kerja. Another use of IQ is in the Jahat Stuff. Under Jahat Stuff, there's a section called IQ based crime. These crime need your IQ to work. Also, normally I based crime will give you more money compared to other crimes in Jahat Stuff. The only way to increase IQ is using the pills (which can only be obtained at higher level shops) and converting your points to IQ.

Phew... glad that's over.

Another interesting concept that attracts myself to this game is the Jahat Stuff. Jahat Stuff represent crimes that you can do in this Kuwakchai world. By completing the crime, you will earn money, experience (XP) and sometimes even Items. Earning XP enable you to level up lor. Also, if you fail the crime, you will masuk Pudu Jail!!! don't worry, you won't be there forever la, only for a short while. Do go and read it la, most of the Jahat Stuff descriptions are damn funny.

There's also lots of other funny and interesting concepts of the game la like Merempit which can net you some cool stuff, doing Biao Mei trafficing (import & export prostitutes), bashing players :p, joining some Kuwakchai Gangs, visits various cities around Malaysia and many more. You have to explore the game yourself to get the feel of it la.

So, for all of you who are interested to give this game a try, do click this link:

http://kuwakchai.com/?REF=1833


There's also a forum dedicated to this game. You can check it out at:

You can look for me in the game also la. My IGN name is Six Path of Pain [1833]. Oh yeah, I'm the game assistant. don't play play, later I use my powder to ban u kaw kaw!!! Lol. Just kidding.

Have fun.