Early 2009 Ranting (Part 1)

Wow, 2 post in 1 day, I must be damn bored! lol...

It’s been ages since I’ve updated this blog cos I thought no sohai will read my ranting. Lol.

After some “avid readers” msn me asking me when I’ll updated it, I decided to just blurt out some of my ranting la.

Well, I tell a lot of people that 2008 is a crappy year. Well, now it’s already March and I have to say this: “2009 is as shitty as 2008”. Sigh…..

After my KL trip and back into my normal lifestyle here in Kuching, lots and lots of shitty things happened la.

Hmm, where should I start. Hahaha, ok. Last month, the most shittiest thing happened to me. Really maichauhai one. I was driving with my colleague to an inspection somewhere in the rural area of Kuching. Halfway through, there was a road block by the police. If you didn’t do anything wrong you have nothing to be scared of la, bu for me, I was kinda afraid. Ok la, I was really afraid cos I did something wrong. Hahaha, well, we’ll get into it soon. When we drove to the road block, the police was jus checking on my road tax and ask me to move on. I was kinda relieved and there was a smirk on my face after we were let through.

So, I finished my inspection and was heading back to Kuching town. And on the way I can see that the road block is still going on. Well, I thought nothing will happened as I just passed the road block check a while ago. Mana tahu that sohai police ask me to stop. I wind down my window and he asked me for my driving license. My colleague was just sitting next to me. This is our conversation:

Colleague: Aiya, he check driving license only, no problem one la.
Me : Erm, my driving license expired liaw.
Colleague: Wtf, why you didn’t renew it. You forgot about it ar?
Me: Nope, I know when it expired. Soli la, lazy mah, no time mah.
Colleague: Sigh. Die liaw lor. That police also kns one, so free go saman people. Driving license expired only mah.
Me: Ermm, rite.

So the police go and jot down my car plate number and pass me the saman. I pass the saman to my colleague and this is his reaction:

Colleague: Sigh, knn police.
(Then he stares at the saman and he had the shock of his life”
Colleague: Wah piang eh, you hor, you really deserve to kena saman. Your driving license fucking expired on July 2008.
Me: ……..

There you have it, my 1st saman for year 2009. Mcb #%#$^%#*&^*(&$Q342^*&^.